I Have Been Working Saturdays in the Mine

The bosses at the mine are really out to get me I think. They all know that I am the biggest football fan in the world, but they seem to make sure that I am working every time there is a decent match on the telly. I sit around on boring weekdays and then on every match day they schedule me to work. I have signed up for SMS Goal alerts, but usually I try to stay ignorant of the results so that I can enjoy watching the game off my video recorder. The first time I missed the Man U match because my power went off and reset the entire device so that it did know it was time to record the match. I was so mad, but a friend of mine downloaded it for me and I watched it a day later. I would complain, but of course they laid off a lot of friends already.